And so, I give you...
2009
As 2009 prepares to level up (marked by an iridescent cascade of booze and Jools Holland's ever tedious Boogy Woogy piano) I offer a quick and ill thought out look at what 2009 gave to my world.
2009 is the year of Twitter. You could not conceive of a better illustration of the terrifying power of the internet than this simple, elegant and free web service.
It scares people, and it should.
This year has seen everything from regime change, to journalistic practice and the Christmas Number One scorched, 140 characters at a time, by the focussed energy of a 'social network'.
This is a powerful thing, but it's so extremely versatile and has become the first thing I look at when I boot up my laptop. It's my 'hub' for chatting to friends, getting breaking news, catching up on comics gossip, reading scraps of fiction, writing a diary.
It's hard to define. It's everything and it's nothing, it's an empty vessel you can use for whatever purpose you can think of. It's the now and the future and as yet unsullied by the corrupting influence of big media business.
I love it. Join me.
Moon
My film of the year (although, to be fair, I've seen far fewer films than I normally do) was the low key and assured directorial debut of Duncan Jones, and I can tell you very little about it.
It's thoughtful sci-fi, haunting, sad and funny with an utterly compelling performance from Sam Rockwell. If you haven't yet seen it, please do so, but avoid reading anything else about it.
Trust me.
Raymond Chandler
I may be a little late to this party, but it seems that Raymond Chandler is a bit good and is definitely my writer of 2009.
The subject of a million parodies I've never read any of his novels until this year when a increase of noir in my diet and a loose book token prompted me to pick up The Big Sleep and I'm very glad I did.
Chandler writes solid, masculine fiction with blunt yet colourful prose that just plain connects with me. Read the following sentence without smiling, (it's impossible):
"the minutes went by on tip-toe, with their fingers to their lips"
Exquisite.
Comics
2009 has been a great year for comics and a great year for my friends in comics. Really.
The Paper Jam Comics Collective have been collectively and individually productive and proactive and remain a great, great set of lads and lasses.
My mate Abby is picking up more colouring work and commissions, Adam's work is getting a lot more play and attention and Lee's drawing frikkin Batgirl.
And it's been a great year for the medium.
David Mazzucchelli produced a masterpiece with a study of character and symmetry with Asterios Polyp.
Writer of the year Greg Rucka and J.H. Williams have performed an amazingly dynamic facelift on Detective Comics.
And Darwyn Cooke has produced my book of the year with his adaptation of Richard Stark's Parker: The Hunter.
It has been a fabulous year to be a comic geek.
...and last, but by no means least.
Alison
In February. By the power of pungent animal magnetism I managed to lure a beautiful, intelligent UKTV Food addict 150 miles north of the most basic creature comforts to the heavily-accented industrial wasteland that is Newcastle. She quickly stole the TV remote, bullied me into moving to a bigger house and proceeded to fill it with cushions.
She makes me happy every day.
Things to look for in 2010:
And to save on time, here's a few suspected highlights of next year.
1. The Radically Improved UK Plug
Apple, Sony or some other big money electronics producer are going to make a huge deal out an RCA Design Student's graduation piece.
And so they should, because it's ace.
2. Shutter Island
Martin Scorcese does horror and early word of mouth is crazy positive. This is a no brainer.
3. Proof of life on other planets
This is in the post, surely.
4. Me
I have plans for Twenty Ten. Some involve cooking, some involve dieting, but plenty more involve writing. It may not show on the blog, but I'm up to stuff, wish me luck.
And that's that.
Have a great New Years eve and may 2010 see you in health, wealth and happiness


































